10/25/2006: "Distant Relative of a One Sean Combs"

I avoided this for the longest time, but I caved in today as the dam of curiosity finally broke:



At least they got it right and put a few Asians on this thing. My reluctance to try this when everyone else was doing it is twofold - 1) I don't photograph well (ever) and 2) I'm not good looking. At all. I'm glad they didn't match me up with Bruce Lee or worse yet, William Hung.

This reminds me of a great self-deprecating joke. So I'm at the grocery store picking up some Hamburger Helper, a 6-pack of Amstel light, some toilet paper, and hamburger meat and the cute female cashier is like "Back to the bachelor pad, huh?" and I'm like (nodding to the items on the belt) "What gave it away?" and she goes "You're fucking ugly."

Ba-dum Chhhhhh.