01/16/2008: "OH DEAR! NOOOOO!!!"

music: hello im here im waaaiiiting . . . .
mood: still at work, why why why

My number one pet peeve is people shooting rubber bands at me. This stems from a bad experience with some babysitters who were paperboys. Ironically, I would become a paperboy myself during my adolescence (3 years, including the blizzard of 1993, for which I got a t-shirt for my bravery doing my fucking job).

Today my nightmare multiplied, exponentially. If you're going to watch the video on the page, do yourself a favor and let the video load and then skip to the 3 min mark. Trust me.

Now you know. Don't even think of pointing a rubber band at me. I'm serious, guys. C'mon guys . . .